Only a Mother...

Would think her child is hilarious! I know in my head that Max isn't as funny as I think. Some examples of things that absolutely CRACK me up:

*Asked Max to pay attention and Max replied "I will pay a chicken!"

*Max picked up a stick, told me it was his "very noisy horn" and then made a noise that sounded like a constipated elephant.

*Max running around and singing "I want to be Luke Skywalker, I want to be Luke Skywalker!"

None of those things are really all that funny but they all made me laugh hard enough I was crying. Believing your kid is truly the most amusing and cutest child ever born and being head over heels in love with them is one of the best parts of being a Mom.

Gamera the Brave

So, Lane introduce Max to a lovely movie this weekend.

Gamera the Brave



Seriously. It isn't like I don't suffer enough having to watch "Max and Ruby" and "Dora the Explorer". Now, I get to watch a Japanese monster movie that is aimed at children. It has its cute moments, cause Gamera is a tiny turtle called "Toto" to start with. Then it just becomes very typical Godzilla like and starts to annoy me.

Max is OBSESSED! I think Lane is just retaliating because I got Max to enjoy Beauty and the Beast. Oh well, I guess there are worse things in life. But this flying turtle certainly is not my favorite thing right now.

Have loved you...

...every minute of the past 3 years. Will love you even more tomorrow. Happy Birthday sweet baby boy.

Birthday Boy!

We celebrated Max's birthday today! He won't be three till Monday, but Lane will be out of town and the celebration wouldn't be same without daddy. Here are some pictures of our day with the little birthday boy! Make sure to be appropriately awed by the homemade Star Wars X-Wing cake. Max was. He said it was "the best cake ever". Happy Birthday to our wonderful son!

Lost Cause

In the interest of raising a non-violent, non-aggressive, slightly less crazy son, we had removed a lot of Max's "weapons". He already, at the ripe old age of 2.99, has a plethora of foam swords, foam blasters, light sabers, nerf guns, etc. Max has a little trouble being aggressive, so we decided limiting that type of play might be a good thing. We took his "weapons" and put them downstairs in the basement to be played with infrequently.

The result:
My son is still 100% boy and has now turned all of my kitchen utensils into his weapons. My spatula became the "flip flopper" and is now responsible for decimating scores of storm troopers. My big spoon became the "spooner" and has blasted an entire army of dragon guys.

I'm thinking his weapons aren't the problem.

100%

...at least for today! We had a great day and Max did a wonderful job doing his business in the potty! We are VERY excited here in the Nelson household tonight!

I know tomorrow he could totally go back to nothing but accidents, but for today, Max is the king of the potty!

Here he is a video of him getting his energy out before bed!